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Sunday, 11 February 2007

Post 25 – Things I’ve Learned This Weekend


Lipton Peach flavoured Ice Tea – Nasty (though you can probably guess that from the name)

Rage Against The Machine’s first album – still sounds good, and even though I haven’t listened to it in about 10 years I still know most of the words.

Nintendo Wii – fun, but dangerous after a few drinks

All the girls on nights out in Fraserburgh dress like sluts.

Scotch eggs rule!

The fucking Ford Ranger advert on Northsound 1 (“He says – I hear”) is the most annoying fucking advert ever.

Alan Curbishley – Possibly even more shit than Alan Pardew.

Dancing On Ice – Simply awful TV. There’s never been a more fitting use for the term “chewing gum for the eyes”.

Song currently stuck in my head – “Grace Kelly” by Mika (is that song ever off the fucking radio?)
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